He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
