i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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