She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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