I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
