I intend to get homeless drunk
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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