Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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