how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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