can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
im six kinds of drunk right now
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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