Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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