dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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