I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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