talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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