Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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