can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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