fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
Randomize
