Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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