it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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