One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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