HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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