You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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