Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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