So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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