I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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