Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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