Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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