i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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