So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
I party with great urgency now.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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