i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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