doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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