About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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