I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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