Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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