I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I need to align my fucking chakras
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