My brain says no but my pants say off.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
This is my gift to your gina
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
