Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Two words: blizzard sex
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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