Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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