I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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