that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
It's never too late to be topless.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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