Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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