Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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