I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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