Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
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