I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
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