Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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