last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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