Do vagina's smell?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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