i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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