Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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