im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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