return my video game
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Randomize
