so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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