anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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