We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
