so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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