okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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